Wish I thought of it!
Once upon a time, it was a dark and stormy night.
A tall, dark, and handsome knight was bored out of his mind.
Far, far away, a damsel was in distress.
The knight woke up and smelled the coffee.
The time had come to cut to the chase.
So he put the pedal to the metal.
He went the whole nine yards.
Then he went the extra mile.
He was careful not to burn any bridges along the way.
But he did break a leg.
It was nothing to sneeze at.
He took two cookies and saw the doctor in the morning.
Then he felt snug as a bug in a rug.
He turned nutty as a fruitcake and barked like a dog.
Unfortunately, he was barking up the wrong tree.
Fortunately, he had an ace up his sleeve.
Until he lost his shirt.
So he followed his nose.
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